JESUS LOVES CAPS-LOCK
Alright, I actually have stuff to do today, so this is going to be a quickie. I’m not even sure how, but I found this on Amazon. Yes, $135 is the real price. I have looked for anything to tell me that this is a parody or a joke, but so far, it’s all legit.
For those not willing to click on the link, a brief preview.
Title: BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISITAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!
Caps and extra punctuation not mine.
Still not enough to make you interested?
Check out the first paragraph. Everything is exactly the way it is in the book, including caps-lock and completely insane grammar.
YES: GOD KNOWS YOU HEART AND GOD KNOWS YOUR INTENTIONS: BUT >>: THE VERY THOUGHT AND ACT OF BIRTH CONTROLLING > IN A CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE: HAS ROBB GOD AND THE CHURCH OF MANY PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN: **CHILDREN RAISED IN THE LOVE OF JESUS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A TRUTH AND A KEY TO FUTURE AND PROSPERITY OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD AND HEAVEN.**
Couple things. One, is anyone else totally stoked that birth control is a verb now? Cause that’s pretty exciting to me. And two, I think Ms. Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson deserves a round of applause. Even though she can’t complete some words, let alone an entire coherent thought, she managed to self-publish and even spelled “prosperity” correctly. Good job, nutbag!
My work here is done. Have a field day.
December 21st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
The well of human ignorance and stupidity is very deep,indeed. If you think this reaches the bottom…..consider….some will buy it.
December 21st, 2009 at 10:01 pm
How did she get published? I know a plethora of talented authors that would love to be published that can actually…um…spell.
I think birth control was an amazing invention. I’m not entirely sure I want my own children. I’m pretty sure I’m just going to adopt. I’m also fairly confident I won’t be sinning with this decision.